Friday, February 24, 2017

Official Schedule: February 24, 2017 Show


(Enter JIM, JEFF's long-lost friend. JEFF is listening to NORTH AMERICAN HARNESS UPDATE)


JIM
Oh, wow, is that you, Jeff?
You look a lot different since
I last saw you. Watchu' listening
to?

JEFF
Jim! Oh, man, how long's it been?! 
Not long enough, ha ha ha!
(JEFF nudges JIM's arm)

JIM
But, what are you listening to, Jeff?

JEFF
What? I can't hear you.

(JIM rips off JEFF's headphones)

JIM
(Shouts) WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

JEFF
Oh, I was listening to this show called
North American Harness Update.

JIM
Why? That doesn't sound interesting.

JEFF
Oh, you've never listened to the show!
It's these two guys, Ray Cotolo, and Mike
Pribozie. Currently they're covering
the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands 
before talking about their featured
race of the week!

JIM
Jeff, I know it's been awhile, but I have
no idea what the heck you're talking about.

JEFF
You don't have to! This Ray Cotolo kid, 
his Twitter is @RayCotolo, is fantastic!
I was never interested in harness racing
until I listened to him. He's so obscure
that I can't help but listen to his every
thought.

JIM
I mean, Jeff, I was hoping we could catch
up, seeing as it's been so long since we
last saw each other. 

JEFF
But you can listen to the show at 
starting at 9pmET. Trust me, you'll love it.
Now, it was nice seeing you, but I gotta'
hear this bit Ray's currently doing. He's
such a nut!

(JEFF leaves)

JIM
(somberly) Goodbye, Jeff.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Official Schedule: February 17, 2017 Show


We get it. You've ground your way through the work week, dealing with Janice from accounting's garbage and piles upon piles of TPS reports, never once questioning "What does TPS stand for, anyway?" because the workload clouded your natural curiosity and creativity.

Don't worry, we're here for you.

Light up the fireplace, crack open a beer, slip off your shoes, loosen the tie, recline to infinity and enjoy our show. Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) and Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer) will provide enthralling coverage of the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands as they attempt to cash more money than any Goldman or Sach ever could. The two will also preview two $30,000 stake events from Fraser Downs, which goes on Friday, February 17. Along with these analyses, Ray and Mike will handicap live their featured race of the week.

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Friday, February 10, 2017

Official Schedule: February 10, 2017 Show


Last week, the common cold knocked radio phenomenon Ray Cotolo off the airwaves.

This week, Ray Cotolo is going to knock the airwaves out of the common cold.

Join Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) and Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer) as they make their comeback to the Internet radioscape and preview the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands, as well as their Featured Race of the Week. Also scheduled for analysis are two stakes events going at Fraser Downs on Friday, February 10.

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.



Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Friday, February 3, 2017

North American Harness Update IS NOT LIVE February 3, 2017


While host Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) recovers from a respiratory cold, this week's live edition of North American Harness Update has been cancelled. However, a previous live episode will occupy the time slot, so you can hear how Ray sounds when he's healthy! (And Mike, too)

You can listen to the repeat starting at 9pmET with this link.