Official Schedule: March 31, 2017 Show

LOOK! Descending from the heavens!

It's a bird!

No, oh no! Is it a plane?

Oh my! It's Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo)! What was he doing in heaven?

"Now's the time you ask me if it hurt," he proclaimed to the masses.

"What?" They said in unison.

"You know, when I fell from heaven?"

And no one laughed.

"Wait!" he panicked. "I have harness racing tips!"

Suddenly, the crowds returned by the millions, emerging from them Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer), who Ray selected to stand alongside him as he preached to the people below.

"Tonight! We have coverage of the Live Pick 4 from the Meadowlands, as well as a preview for round three of the George Morton Levy Series. I promise at least three winners.

"Maybe one will be you," he pointed to a man wearing a Blink-182 t-shirt.

"Or maybe you," he pointed to a woman whose hair was molded into the shape of Mount Vesuvius.

"But definitely not you," he pointed to a different man wearing a Blink-182 t-shirt.

A clap multiplied, other claps were birthed from older claps to start clap families within clap suburbs. Cheers flooded the soundsphere as a tsunami does the Japanese shoreline.

"Focus, Ray!" Mike exclaimed. "Get out of your own head."

Ray sat in sadness.

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Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Official Schedule: March 24, 2017 Show

Good evening, boys and girls. Let's paint a picture tonight.

Join our happy accidents Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) and Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayers) as they paint the town with bushes, including coverage of the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands and a preview of round two of the George Morton Levy Series.

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Official Schedule: March 17, 2017 Show

We're live from an hour in the future!

Join Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo), Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer), and Noone Else as they join in for the two hour spectacular fun fest with horses! This week, they will provide coverage for the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands, as well as a recap for round one of the Blue Chip Matchmaker series and a preview of the opening preliminaries for the George Morton Levy Series, which go at Yonkers Raceway on Saturday, March 18.

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Official Schedule: March 10, 2017 Show

We didn't forget that we're on the air this week!

No way!

Not a chance!

Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) and Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer) will have live coverage of the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands, and will be dissecting the Mandatory Jackpot Hi-5 Payout, which can carry a pool of $2,500,000, for Saturday's last race from Woodbine Racetrack.

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Official Schedule: March 3, 2017 Show

Harness racing harness racing HARNESS RACING!

Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) and Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer) will do some stuff and things this evening, mostly things, but a lot of stuff.

Was that not clear?

The two will provide coverage of the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands, and will handicap live their featured race of the week. And, of course, Ray Cotolo's signature banter.

Oh, and Kyle Burton (@RacetrackKyle) is back on the show.

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.