Official Schedule: May 19, 2017 Show

There comes a time in every man's life when he must see what time it is, because he's afraid he'll miss North American Harness Update!

Join Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) and resident-hero Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer) as they cover the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands and preview three divisions of the $146,628 Pennsylvania Sires Stakes at The Meadows, going on Saturday, May 20, and the $176,000 Confederation Cup at Flamboro Downs, which goes on Sunday, May 21.

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Official Schedule: May 5, 2017 Show

Call off all search parties, surprise parties, bachelor parties, sweet sixteens, sweet eighteens, and sweet fourty-sevens because: We. Are. Back!

Join Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) and Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer) as they demonstrate the goings of a standard American marriage.

Then, in harness racing, they will cover the Late Pick 4 at the Meadowlands.

"I think it will pay," Mike said earlier this afternoon.

Also on tap are previews for, at Freehold Raceway, the $73,700 Lady Suffolk and the $143,737 Dexter Cup along with, at the Meadowlands, the $150,000 opening prelim of the Graduate Series and the $200,000 Arthur J. Cutler Memorial, all of which is scheduled to go on Saturday, May 6. On Sunday, May 7, Miami Valley hosts the $86,400 Miami Valley Distaff and then on Monday, May 8, they contest the $100,000 Chip Noble Memorial.

Ray and Mike will have thoughts, emotions, and opinions on all of these!

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Official Schedule: April 21, 2017 Show

Wait! Don't worry, we're here. Just fashionably late, by the way, do these pants make my head look big?

Great! We have Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) and Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer) leading the show this week, discussing the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands as well as the first major stakes finals of 2017, which go at Yonkers Raceway on Saturday, April 22. These include the $75,000 Blue Chip Matchmaker Consolation, $310,600 Blue Chip Matchmaker Final, $100,000 George Morton Levy Consolation, and the $529,000 George Morton Levy Final.

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Official Schedule: April 14, 2017 Show

You ever wonder how all of this came to be? What events culminated into the genesis of our observable universe?

Me neither, and that's because we have horses to talk about!

Join Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) and Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer) as they preview the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands and analyze the last prelim of the George Morton Levy Series.

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Official Schedule: April 7, 2017 Show

Remember that time we did that stuff with racing and stuff?

Yeah, yeah, yeah! And you were there--oh! And Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) was there. And--oh! Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer) was also there!

Those were good times, talking the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands and those darndid George Morton Levy prelims. Ah, yes, good times.

I miss those times.

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Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Official Schedule: March 31, 2017 Show

LOOK! Descending from the heavens!

It's a bird!

No, oh no! Is it a plane?

Oh my! It's Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo)! What was he doing in heaven?

"Now's the time you ask me if it hurt," he proclaimed to the masses.

"What?" They said in unison.

"You know, when I fell from heaven?"

And no one laughed.

"Wait!" he panicked. "I have harness racing tips!"

Suddenly, the crowds returned by the millions, emerging from them Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer), who Ray selected to stand alongside him as he preached to the people below.

"Tonight! We have coverage of the Live Pick 4 from the Meadowlands, as well as a preview for round three of the George Morton Levy Series. I promise at least three winners.

"Maybe one will be you," he pointed to a man wearing a Blink-182 t-shirt.

"Or maybe you," he pointed to a woman whose hair was molded into the shape of Mount Vesuvius.

"But definitely not you," he pointed to a different man wearing a Blink-182 t-shirt.

A clap multiplied, other claps were birthed from older claps to start clap families within clap suburbs. Cheers flooded the soundsphere as a tsunami does the Japanese shoreline.

"Focus, Ray!" Mike exclaimed. "Get out of your own head."

Ray sat in sadness.

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Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.

Official Schedule: March 24, 2017 Show

Good evening, boys and girls. Let's paint a picture tonight.

Join our happy accidents Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo) and Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayers) as they paint the town with bushes, including coverage of the Late Pick 4 from the Meadowlands and a preview of round two of the George Morton Levy Series.

Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.

Listen to the harness racing discussion with this link. You can also tweet in to the show through our Twitter account, as well as post on our Facebook page to be a part of the conversation.