LOOK! Descending from the heavens!
It's a bird!
No, oh no! Is it a plane?
Oh my! It's Ray Cotolo (@RayCotolo)! What was he doing in heaven?
"Now's the time you ask me if it hurt," he proclaimed to the masses.
"What?" They said in unison.
"You know, when I fell from heaven?"
And no one laughed.
"Wait!" he panicked. "I have harness racing tips!"
Suddenly, the crowds returned by the millions, emerging from them Mike Pribozie (@whorseplayer), who Ray selected to stand alongside him as he preached to the people below.
"Tonight! We have coverage of the Live Pick 4 from the Meadowlands, as well as a preview for round three of the George Morton Levy Series. I promise at least three winners.
"Maybe one will be you," he pointed to a man wearing a Blink-182 t-shirt.
"Or maybe you," he pointed to a woman whose hair was molded into the shape of Mount Vesuvius.
"But definitely not you," he pointed to a different man wearing a Blink-182 t-shirt.
A clap multiplied, other claps were birthed from older claps to start clap families within clap suburbs. Cheers flooded the soundsphere as a tsunami does the Japanese shoreline.
"Focus, Ray!" Mike exclaimed. "Get out of your own head."
Ray sat in sadness.
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Aside from that, they will provide their patented riveting commentary on all things horses, not horses, and horses that are not horses.
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